Which nerd are you?
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And thank you for your patience as I work through this current obsession with the diarrhea song. I somehow missed on this rite of passage as a child. ;-)
Here's one I wrote on sci-fi writers. I haven't thought of a title yet. Ideas?
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When you're traveling with Verne
And you feel your ass burn:
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.
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When you're diving into Dick
And you thighs are feeling slick:
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.
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When you fuck Orson Scott Card
And your pants are brownie marred:
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.
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When you're friends with Arthur Clarke
And there's a special skidmark:
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.
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When you dream with Asimov
And your bum squirts rice pilaf:
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.
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When you're digesting Heinlein
And you burst like a land mine:
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.
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When you're reading H.G. Wells
And your exit quickly smells:
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.
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When you delve into Herbert
And there's a world of brown dirt:
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.
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When you pray to Ron Hubbard
To stop your thirty-third turd:
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.
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I'm thinking of writing a diarrhea song about celebrities. Brad Pitt has an easy name to use, wouldn't you agree? Hahaha.
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