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Is it true?

Jan 25, 2014
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Is this statement true for you:

I come home from work, change clothes, sit in front of the computer and masturbate.

(a) Yes, 100% true.

(b) Fuck no. Masturbation is the LAST thing on my to-do list.

(c) Nunya bizness, nosey biatch!

(d) Sometimes true, sometimes not.

The reason I ask is because there was this part in Chuck Klosterman's book The Visible Man, where it is noted that men who live alone, or are usually alone at home, will almost always masturbate before doing anything else after coming home from work. I need (want) to know if there is any truth and/or validity to this claim at all based upon a random sampling of my webby buddies (yes, you and you and you). I'm counting on ya'll.

Thank you!!!!!!!!

xx

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turnpro:
Klosterman! Hell yeah. 
Feb 26, 2014
turnpro:
Oh, and the answer for me is d. Rarely, actually. More often it's the last thing I do before going to sleep (I sleep naked and I'm already in bed, so...yeah) and the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning (morning wood BIG TIME and then I just get in the shower....)
Apr 20, 2014

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