Please bear with me as I go through this nasty billboard phase. This craze was brought on by a "Jesus is the answer" billboard I saw the other day on the side of the freeway.
Anywho, Jesus. What a loser. Lord! What a huge pain in the ass. God! My major gripe with that incomparable douche is his dipshit face. What else? How about--it's fucking exhausting and enraging when people equate Jesus with being a "family man." When there is a decent and loving dad, people (where I live) are quick to say how "Christ-like" he is. Jesus actually urged his followers to leave their families and follow him instead.
Matthew 19:29 And every one that hath forsaken houses, or brethren, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or lands, for my name's sake, shall receive a hundredfold, and shall inherit everlasting life.
Luke 18:28-30 Truly I say to you, there is no one who has left house or wife or brothers or parents or children, for the sake of the kingdom of God, who will not receive many times more in this time, and in the age to come eternal life.
I prefer any of these lovable characters: Zeus, Dionysus, Apollo, Jupiter, Shiva, Vishnu, Kali, and Santa Claus over that dumbfuck Jesus.
Who is going to the American Atheists Convention - 2014?
