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The Power of Two

Nov 14, 2013
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Do you ever worry that there aren't enough opportunities in the day to use obscenities/profanities/vulgarities/etc?

Do you ever wish you had Tourette's, so you'd be completely justified in using obscenities/profanities/vulgarities whenever and wherever you wanted to?

I do, times two.

And here's a quick list of the ones I like to use most: asshat! asswipe! bullshit! cumball! cumslut! dickweed! dicktard! dingus! dipshit! dumbass! dumbfuck! fuckface! fucko! fucktard! fuckwad! fuckwit! horseshit! jackass! jackshit! jerkoff! JESUS! nitwit! shithead! turdball! wanker!

**Notice that they are all two-syllabled. Something about the ones with two syllables that make 'em roll of the tongue.

Any others you'd like to share?

xo

ps- Have you seen this? Find out where f-bombs are dropped in real-time around the world.

pps Who else is having a rough time replying to others' comments on your own page? It feels a bit strange and kinda rude not putting the comments on their pages. Or maybe it's just that I'm accustomed to the comment etiquette of before.

VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
gideonstargrave:
I NEVER worry about this. I create opportunities to cuss it up, fucker!! Granted, I don't have small (or any other sized, for that matter) children hanging about the place...
Nov 15, 2013
mrwaverly:
Cuntitudinous Fucktard is my favourite. I also love a record called 'John's Not Mad', by Ozymyso, which is constructed of Tourette's dialogue, from a BBC documentary. It's one of those things that is so wrong, it's right...😉
Jun 28, 2014

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