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In which I am cut down to size (again).

Nov 14, 2013
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Or alternately titled, "How a dysfunctional relationship is surprisingly and maddeningly functional."

J: What are you writing about?

Me: The advantages of being ugly.

J: How would you know anything on the subject?

Me: I live it everyday.

J: Unbelievable. You are so full of horseshit. Why can't you just see yourself the way others see you? The way I see you?

Me: It doesn't matter what they think. It matters what I think. And fuckyouverymuch. Why don't you give me an example of someone, anyone, who isn't full of shit at some point? I admit, sometimes I am, but not on this.

J: Me, I'm your example. And I'm a guy, so if I didn't find you sexually attractive, it doesn't matter how smart or fun or interesting you are, I'd never fuck you.

Me: You have such a way with words; I'd like to wring your self-righteous neck.

J: *unfazed* Well, how about this: Is there anything more frustrating than a pretty girl who truly believes she's fugly?

Me: How about someone who enjoys kicking a girl when she's already down?

J: How about someone who refers to herself in the third person?

Me: How about how infuriating this conversation is!

J: How about you suck my dick?

xo

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
adelina:
@softnsweet Well, yeah. He's a great guy. It must be true because he reminds me constantly: "only a great guy can handle you." :)
Nov 15, 2013
dontpanic11:
You two should do that on stage!
Dec 2, 2013

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