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My balls remain blue. I'm on a date (or so I think) we have a whole hell of a lot to drink. We leave back to her place, so I can drop her off. Plus we had to leave the waitress is upset about me fucking up all the candles (My date seemed to like it when I poured hot wax on her). I drive her to her door and she says if your tired you can come up. So we go past he doorman up the elevator to her door key hitting the lock and she then tales me you "know I have a boyfriend right". And the sad thing is I can account for more then one time that shit happend.

And now today I'm on set and I lock my keys in the car, this one girl on set says well I'm staying at my friend house and the key she gave me is not working. So we wait in her car for a hour until my brother comes with a spare he and I say I'll just wait with you until your friend comes. At some point I say just let me try the key and I open the door to her friends house this is after a hour of waiting and she invites me up (this time I found out she had no boyfriend before I went up). I give her a back rub and right when I'm done she hers a key going to the door (at another apartment) and she says "uh I don't want to over step my bounds at my friends house". I respect that but it still sucks.

To top it off my I walk into my favorite bar and one of the bartenders says hey loverboy. It turns out this last friday I made out with two girls and I was to drunk to remember. WHAT THE FUCK.