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adamwagner

Eugene, OR

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Saturday Apr 09, 2005

Apr 9, 2005
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WOO HOO!!! I finally got off of my ass and bought a car. I've been meaning to do it for quite some time now. Not only is a car, but it's a BMW. love There is just something about them that I love. I'm gonna post a pic of it eventually. I'm sure no one else cares about this as much as I do, but I'm excited none the less. biggrin

Stupid joke for today:

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."


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xip:
The story in my journal was mailed to me by a friend of mine... I have no idea who wrote it originally, but it inspired me, and I figured I'd pass it on and let it expand some other minds too..
xip
Apr 9, 2005
acedia:
that joke made me laugh a bunch! congrats on getting a car by the way
Apr 10, 2005

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