adamwagner

So I won't have this page for a whole lot longer. I'm rarely on here as it is. Thankyou to those of you that actually read and comment on these things.
Things for me are goin alright at this point. I don't have much of a life, but what I do have is running smoothly, Passing all my classes with no problems, spending some time with great people, and spending way too much time on myspace.
Speaking of myspace. If you wanna talk to me at all, thats the place to do it at. www.myspace.com/rowdymechanic. I dont' really expect anyone to actually make it to there but I might as well try.
Well I think that is all I have to say for now. I think I'll put a couple jokes up today since y'all like em. Talk to you later.

Joke 1
Peter met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Peter to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed together.

Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and snuggled up close to each other.

After a short while, Sharon began tenderly stroking Peter's manhood. Surprised but appreciative, Peter comments, "Surely you can't be ready for more already?"

Sharon replies, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and I miss the days when I had mine."


Joke 2

A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it.

She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, and says, "Well that's great. Some asshole's got my pen."