I cooked Antelope filets for lunch today. They were DEE-licious! I am pleased. Im having Coca cookies from the Peruvian airport for desert. Good meal.
When you're at a bar and your friend is bartending and is very busy, shouting their name and screaming "give me a drink" is not funny. I don't care if you're my best friend, when im tired and sick and trying to serve 200 people drinks, i dont find it amusing when you scream "ADAM" 30 times and throw ice at me, haha, thats so...
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ginary:
yes I agree!
myrtle1:
Diagrams? What diagrams?
I have changed nikki (the cat) and my name. In addition, I have pre-named my first born child.
Me= Franklin McTotally
Nikki= Bindosis Cafe (or Bindy for short)
1st Born= Dimiotep Labotomy
Me= Franklin McTotally
Nikki= Bindosis Cafe (or Bindy for short)
1st Born= Dimiotep Labotomy
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myrtle1:
...oh my.
gonzoe:
too bad that pic went away. fucking commies.
however, i have just changed your name in my phone to Franklin McTotally
however, i have just changed your name in my phone to Franklin McTotally
work last night was lame....people blow ass. but, thats all ok, because an hour from now i will be enjoying cocktails. i love cocktails.
gonzoe:
don't lie. you just love cock.
gonzoe:
and i like the term "bang a wench". i think this is because the term "bang" is generally a thug term and "wench" is obviously a pirate term. so putting them together implies that you are some kind of thuggin pirate. which is humorous to me.
The last 7 or so days have brought me close to death, but I think if I lock myself away for a night or 2 i will make a full and rapid recovery. Near death or not, its always worth it. I put some new pictures in my folder, im pretty excited about that. I need to remember to bring my camera out with me...
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adamthetob:
well thats easy, if you're in the mood to plunder, drink rum, bang a wench, or do some sort of other pirate like activity...duh!
myrtle1:
I like how you responded to me to yourself.
And if that's the case: , all the time.
And if that's the case:
, all the time.This is my first SG blog. I have been a member for quite some time, but due to my massive laziness, have never really made a real profile or been very active on the site. After my travels to Orlando recently, I found out that for this reason I have been \"one of those lurkers\" all this time and now, filled with shame, decided it...
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gonzoe:
a response, to each of your points -
1) ironically, i'm not surprised that you are surprised. many were, in fact, surprised.
2) you are the third person now to congratulate me on stepping out of the 90's
3) this is very true. in fact, the day after i cut my hair, i looked at my hair straightener and thought "well what the fuck am i gonna do with this now?"
4) as far as i am aware, you do not have a carefree life. this is a lie. you will burn for this.
1) ironically, i'm not surprised that you are surprised. many were, in fact, surprised.
2) you are the third person now to congratulate me on stepping out of the 90's
3) this is very true. in fact, the day after i cut my hair, i looked at my hair straightener and thought "well what the fuck am i gonna do with this now?"
4) as far as i am aware, you do not have a carefree life. this is a lie. you will burn for this.
myrtle1:
A lurker! For shhaaaammmmeeeeeee.
Now where's that convincing diagram?
Now where's that convincing diagram?