After spending the last 8 years working my way up in bars and restaurants and getting my bachelors degree i just got my first grown up-college graduate job.....waiting tables at a restaurant. thats pretty killer.
Boca mi vida, es la alegria
Sos lo mas grande, de la Argentina
Lo corre a Racing, y a las Gallinas
Lo corre al Cuervo, ya a la policia
Dale bo dale bo dale bo dale bo!
Soy de Boca desde la cuna!
Sos lo mas grande, de la Argentina
Lo corre a Racing, y a las Gallinas
Lo corre al Cuervo, ya a la policia
Dale bo dale bo dale bo dale bo!
Soy de Boca desde la cuna!
i just realized i havent posted a new blog in a long time, so just to stay in touch with the world of sg, here's a new blog woooo! i still live in ft. lauderdale. i still like sitting. ive recently added whiskey and ginger ale to my daily routine. i got a shitty new job waiting tables at a spring break place on the...
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gonzoe:
i had a party of 9 people a couple weeks ago who ordered bottles of wine and all kinds of crap. their bill at the end of the night was $1,000.
they left me a $100 tip.
i wanted to punch them in the taint.
they left me a $100 tip.
i wanted to punch them in the taint.
myrtle:
Let's hang out at Cici's pizza. What's better than Cici's??
I just realized I haven't posted a blog since January, so I thought I should. The bar I work at burnt down, so Im out of work, but I don't really care. Work is booo. I had some cocktails with the guy who does the voice for Shake on aqua teen hunger force the other day, and he was a pretty uneventful guy, I was...
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gonzoe:
we are so related.
For any of you who might think you have a boss that doesn't know what the hells going on, maybe this will make you feel better. Apparently, the owner of the bar i work at was mistaken about what time the bar has to close...he thought it was for an hour later than it actually is....so I am now having charges brought against me from...
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rebel_rebel:
your brother is not going to vegas because he has an exam. you can laugh at him about that and tell him i told you about it. 
myrtle1:
Arrr.
I think you just called me a loser.....
I think you just called me a loser.....
I cooked Antelope filets for lunch today. They were DEE-licious! I am pleased. Im having Coca cookies from the Peruvian airport for desert. Good meal.
When you're at a bar and your friend is bartending and is very busy, shouting their name and screaming "give me a drink" is not funny. I don't care if you're my best friend, when im tired and sick and trying to serve 200 people drinks, i dont find it amusing when you scream "ADAM" 30 times and throw ice at me, haha, thats so...
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ginary:
yes I agree!
myrtle1:
Diagrams? What diagrams?
I have changed nikki (the cat) and my name. In addition, I have pre-named my first born child.
Me= Franklin McTotally
Nikki= Bindosis Cafe (or Bindy for short)
1st Born= Dimiotep Labotomy
Me= Franklin McTotally
Nikki= Bindosis Cafe (or Bindy for short)
1st Born= Dimiotep Labotomy
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myrtle1:
...oh my.
gonzoe:
too bad that pic went away. fucking commies.
however, i have just changed your name in my phone to Franklin McTotally
however, i have just changed your name in my phone to Franklin McTotally
work last night was lame....people blow ass. but, thats all ok, because an hour from now i will be enjoying cocktails. i love cocktails.
gonzoe:
don't lie. you just love cock.
gonzoe:
and i like the term "bang a wench". i think this is because the term "bang" is generally a thug term and "wench" is obviously a pirate term. so putting them together implies that you are some kind of thuggin pirate. which is humorous to me.
The last 7 or so days have brought me close to death, but I think if I lock myself away for a night or 2 i will make a full and rapid recovery. Near death or not, its always worth it. I put some new pictures in my folder, im pretty excited about that. I need to remember to bring my camera out with me...
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adamthetob:
well thats easy, if you're in the mood to plunder, drink rum, bang a wench, or do some sort of other pirate like activity...duh!
myrtle1:
I like how you responded to me to yourself.
And if that's the case: , all the time.
And if that's the case:
, all the time.This is my first SG blog. I have been a member for quite some time, but due to my massive laziness, have never really made a real profile or been very active on the site. After my travels to Orlando recently, I found out that for this reason I have been \"one of those lurkers\" all this time and now, filled with shame, decided it...
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gonzoe:
a response, to each of your points -
1) ironically, i'm not surprised that you are surprised. many were, in fact, surprised.
2) you are the third person now to congratulate me on stepping out of the 90's
3) this is very true. in fact, the day after i cut my hair, i looked at my hair straightener and thought "well what the fuck am i gonna do with this now?"
4) as far as i am aware, you do not have a carefree life. this is a lie. you will burn for this.
1) ironically, i'm not surprised that you are surprised. many were, in fact, surprised.
2) you are the third person now to congratulate me on stepping out of the 90's
3) this is very true. in fact, the day after i cut my hair, i looked at my hair straightener and thought "well what the fuck am i gonna do with this now?"
4) as far as i am aware, you do not have a carefree life. this is a lie. you will burn for this.
myrtle1:
A lurker! For shhaaaammmmeeeeeee.
Now where's that convincing diagram?
Now where's that convincing diagram?
