johnny thunder(s) lives on water....
....feeds on lightning
(the kinks tribute to the comic book character johnny thunder who is the inspiration for the new york doll Johnny Thunders who some say inspired master chief from the halo series, don't ask me why, it's just a rumor i heard.........viva la punk and roll]
365 days ago i ended a fifteen year battle with pharms....i probably shouldn't be alive to write this
my girl
my girl
don't lie to me
tell me where
did you sleep
last night?
in the pines
in the pines
where the sun
don't ever shine
i'll SHIVER.........
the whole........
............night through
(nirvana)
We're a happy family - The Ramones
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me mom and daddy
Siting here in Queens
Eating refried beans
We're in all the magazines
Gulpin' down thorazines
We ain't got no friends
Our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send
Daddy likes men
Daddy's telling lies
Baby's eating flies
Mommy's on pills
Baby's...
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Paraphrasing of an ACTUAL conversation. The names and faces of the participants have been concealed to protect the innocent. (law and order sound effect)
Person on phone: Im stuck on the side of the road with a flat, i've been waiting for hours for AAA and they aren't coming fast enough.
Me: That's the worst, wanna hear about the last time I got a flat?...
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if you're a fan of hookah....or pot....try this one out....
Instead of using water (or...gasp...beer) in your favorite water pipe smoking apparatus, try Midori Melon Schnappa for a sweet aromatic hit. This should work with tobacco for hookah, and recent studies show that the flavoring used in hookah tobacco is bad for the lungs. If you subscribe to the theory that beer bongs get you...
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Ingredients: 2 tablespoons peanut butter
1 medium sized dab's worth of bho/wax/shatter/oil/hash
Instructions: In microwave heat up a glass cup as hot as you can get it. Be careful, cup will be EXTREMELY hot if done well, handle with protection, and also cup can "shatter" in the microwave, so use a pyrex cup and the first time you do this heat a couple minutes at...
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Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
-talking heads
From the movie "Love and a .45"
You see, I'm an artist. Whether it's cooking breakfast or ripping off convenience stores, I'm an artist.
Somewhen: like somewhere but used to describe an unknown point in time as opposed to an unknown location...use it on your friends... They'll be confused.