Paraphrasing of an ACTUAL conversation. The names and faces of the participants have been concealed to protect the innocent. (law and order sound effect)
Person on phone: Im stuck on the side of the road with a flat, i've been waiting for hours for AAA and they aren't coming fast enough.
Me: That's the worst, wanna hear about the last time I got a flat? It'll make you really mad.
Person on phone: Sure, I could really use that right now.
Me: I was on the side of rt 9 at a gas station, luckily I made it into a station, and I called AAA, they said I would probably be waiting about an hour. I put the radio on, lit a cigarette, and put my seat back to wait. Right after I finished the cigarette I saw a tow truck pull into the station. The guy pulled right up to my car, changed the tire in less than five minutes, and was on his way, he didn't even ask for money because it was AAA. Really nice guy too. Aren't you pissed?
Person on the phone: dot dot dot (they actually said the word "dot" three times)