Tuesday Jan 25, 2005

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Why o God why are you punishing me with 2 shit days at work on the trot!!!?? I've been a good boy- relatively, I mean. I've not picked my nose and wiped it on annnoying people's sofas, i've not farted and blamed it on the dog, i've not coveted my neighbours wife, i've not nicked pick and mix from sainsburys or had a nibble on the grapes!! Nothing!!
Well maybe it's for something I'm about to do and i'm running up credit or something. frown ooo aaa
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gothicwolf:
better having t 2 shit days of work than 2 shit days of looking for work with no luck tongue . but it could be picking at your bum that might have done it though. or sneezing without saying; bless me. or even swating a spider with a big boot cause it was in the bath when you need to have a shower or bath smile .
abyssia:
cooties are the little nits that live on boys. i'm sure girls have cooties too.... when you're in grade school at least! ok! i looked up the very word cootie: Pronunciation: 'k-tE
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps modification of Malay kutu
Date: 1917
: BODY LOUSE
so there you have it! the glory of the cootie.

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