4th of july was fun. didn't buy any fireworks though. they're a waste of money. instead i spent it on getting wasted, and wasted i got! i drank sooo much and went swimming. the only thing that sucks is i woke up monday morning and had bruises all over my right leg from the top of my knee cap all the way to down to my foot. i don't know what the fuck happend. strange. i also found a burn on my wrist. i'm confused about that one too. oh well. good times. 
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american_exile:
hey, that's a really nice house. looks like a great neighborhood. How can they say no to an offer they cant refuse? I mean once they see the horses head in theor bed im sure you'll be signing in no time. Or perhaps you were suggesting another offer? If that doesnt work tell them you know people in the army that no monkeys that fling poo 
And There will be no exploding of any kind, thats unlady like 
And There will be no exploding of any kind, thats unlady like
american_exile:
sounds like appropriate vengence. Dont forget to throw a snake in the mailbox of that no good realtor if they turn you down. BIG SMILE looks like im back to filling up your journal again 
looks like im back to filling up your journal again