Dear Green Pontiac Grand am driver on the highway last night,
I am going to restrain myself from simply asking, "what the hell were you thinking?"
Obviously last night you thought you were more important than everybody else on the road and their families. I got a good enough look at you and your behavior to learn a few things, chiefly that you are a cocky, twenty something asshole who should NEVER have been granted a driver's license in the first place.
I am sorry that when I was driving already uncomfortably over the limit for the awful weather, that I wasn't going fast enough for you, or that I did not cut someone off in the lane beside in order to appease your selfish, careless, and childish need to get ahead of everyone else.
Your tailgating, was immature and dangerous, but you are not the only person guilty of doing so, so for that, I forgive you.
What puzzles me is why, if you were in such a rush, you felt the need to take the time to lash out so viciously at another motorist.
If you genuinely think you are invincible; you're not, you are just lucky, and so am I. See, I'm fairly adept at spotting idiot drivers. When you cut me off, I knew you were going to do it, because you are an idiot driver. This is, perhaps, the only reason I am alive right now. When you clipped my front bumper, with your rear bumper, going 125km/hr you are lucky your car didn't lose control as well.
I am lucky, as are the other drivers on the road- that some of my drivers education courses, stuck with me and I was able to gain control of my vehicle before colliding with another, or ending up in the embankment.
My family would like to extend their condolences to your parents for breeding such an ignorant, asshole, who will likely not live past 30 years of age for all his stupidity.
You will likely never read this, but at least others know to look for your idiocy.
I am going to restrain myself from simply asking, "what the hell were you thinking?"
Obviously last night you thought you were more important than everybody else on the road and their families. I got a good enough look at you and your behavior to learn a few things, chiefly that you are a cocky, twenty something asshole who should NEVER have been granted a driver's license in the first place.
I am sorry that when I was driving already uncomfortably over the limit for the awful weather, that I wasn't going fast enough for you, or that I did not cut someone off in the lane beside in order to appease your selfish, careless, and childish need to get ahead of everyone else.
Your tailgating, was immature and dangerous, but you are not the only person guilty of doing so, so for that, I forgive you.
What puzzles me is why, if you were in such a rush, you felt the need to take the time to lash out so viciously at another motorist.
If you genuinely think you are invincible; you're not, you are just lucky, and so am I. See, I'm fairly adept at spotting idiot drivers. When you cut me off, I knew you were going to do it, because you are an idiot driver. This is, perhaps, the only reason I am alive right now. When you clipped my front bumper, with your rear bumper, going 125km/hr you are lucky your car didn't lose control as well.
I am lucky, as are the other drivers on the road- that some of my drivers education courses, stuck with me and I was able to gain control of my vehicle before colliding with another, or ending up in the embankment.
My family would like to extend their condolences to your parents for breeding such an ignorant, asshole, who will likely not live past 30 years of age for all his stupidity.
You will likely never read this, but at least others know to look for your idiocy.
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texaspsych:
yeah we arent used to this weather here it is now 37. I am not ready for that. Most of the time I just like to brag about how "cold" it is here. Especially to my Canadian friends.
order_from_chaos:
Jesus what an ass. Glad you're ok 