Adventures of a Tea Room Wench.
Today I had the dumbest lady ever come into the resturant I work at, which serves take out food as well.
Me: Hi, how are you?
Lady: Hi, I was wondering if you have anything fast to take out, like wraps or anything, we're in a bit of a hurry *gestures to man beside her*
Me: Sure, I'll give you our menu, I'm not sure if we have any wraps or anything today though, let me check.
*I grab her a menu and look under our cold table to see if there are any wraps* *woman looks at menu with man*
Me: I'm sorry, we don't have any wraps out today, we usually only have them for our specials.
Lady: Okay, well, than I will have the Chicken Salad on a wrap.
Me: *stares for a moment* I'm sorry, we don't have any wraps, or any brown bread unfortunately.
Lady: Oh. I'll have a Chicken on brown then.
Me: *restrains self from executing the "you are a moron look". I'm worry, we don't have any brown bread or wraps left.
Lady: Okay well, then in that case I will have Ham and Cheese on a wrap- if you have it (said in a very snotty tone).
Me: We don't have any brown bread or wraps.
Lady: Fine I'll have it on white.
Man: I'll have Salmon on White.
Is it so hard to listen? It is not my fault she decided to come in for lunch at 3:00 in the afternoon, to a small, family run business, and expect everything. Then look at me, like I'm the idiot when I have to tell her three times that we have no wraps or brown bread.
People...yeesh.
On the funny side of things, an 70 year old man grabbed my butt, and then tipped me a dollar- by tucking it into the back of my apron.
I've had a weird week as a tea room wench.
Today I had the dumbest lady ever come into the resturant I work at, which serves take out food as well.
Me: Hi, how are you?
Lady: Hi, I was wondering if you have anything fast to take out, like wraps or anything, we're in a bit of a hurry *gestures to man beside her*
Me: Sure, I'll give you our menu, I'm not sure if we have any wraps or anything today though, let me check.
*I grab her a menu and look under our cold table to see if there are any wraps* *woman looks at menu with man*
Me: I'm sorry, we don't have any wraps out today, we usually only have them for our specials.
Lady: Okay, well, than I will have the Chicken Salad on a wrap.
Me: *stares for a moment* I'm sorry, we don't have any wraps, or any brown bread unfortunately.
Lady: Oh. I'll have a Chicken on brown then.
Me: *restrains self from executing the "you are a moron look". I'm worry, we don't have any brown bread or wraps left.
Lady: Okay well, then in that case I will have Ham and Cheese on a wrap- if you have it (said in a very snotty tone).
Me: We don't have any brown bread or wraps.
Lady: Fine I'll have it on white.
Man: I'll have Salmon on White.
Is it so hard to listen? It is not my fault she decided to come in for lunch at 3:00 in the afternoon, to a small, family run business, and expect everything. Then look at me, like I'm the idiot when I have to tell her three times that we have no wraps or brown bread.
People...yeesh.
On the funny side of things, an 70 year old man grabbed my butt, and then tipped me a dollar- by tucking it into the back of my apron.
I've had a weird week as a tea room wench.
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i also work in the coffee serving industry. and you would not believe the amount of stupid questions from dumb fucks that i get daily. so i totally get where you're coming from. i hate customers.