Me name is Desert Island Joe
Yo-ho-ho, yo-ho-ho
Me name is Desert Island Joe
Get yer hands off me parrot!!
Splodgenessabounds - "Desert Island Joe" (1980)
Yarr landlubbers. Forget ye not that today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day and if anyone leavin' an entry on this 'ere journal today fails to register at least one pirate-like comment, I'll see ye all keelhauled like the scurvy dogs ye are! Yarr!!
Anyway...
A good weekend after all. A comfortable 4-1 win for the gallant lads against lowly Torquay yesterday which has seen us climb all of nine places in Division 3 (yes, let's call it what it is, none of this "League One" nonsense)...maybe the play-offs are beckoning after all.
I'll admit I was vaguely considering going out into Leeds after all but in the end I got a call from some of my mates in Bradford asking if I fancied going to Rio's with them...it was a tough decision but they offered to sub me my taxi fare which is probably what swayed it!
As such, the evening was spent getting hideously drunk, referring to all alcohol imbibed as "grog" or "brownowl", referring to all females as "wenches", engaging in some pirate text conversations (really, don't ask
) and generally behaving like total fools. Which always makes for a fun evening, let's face it.
This afternoon, I shall be getting to grips with "Wario Ware" for my Gamecube (oh Christ, this game's addictive - I have a feeling a life of hermitdom is beckoning for the next couple of weeks!
), watching "Pirates of the Carribbean" and probably getting a takeaway curry or pizza (not decided which yet). And definitely an early night considering I got in at 4:30 yesterday..
Hope the rest of ye shipmates be in fine stead...may the wind blow ye sails to fair waters this week.
Yarr,
Yorkie
Yo-ho-ho, yo-ho-ho
Me name is Desert Island Joe
Get yer hands off me parrot!!
Splodgenessabounds - "Desert Island Joe" (1980)
Yarr landlubbers. Forget ye not that today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day and if anyone leavin' an entry on this 'ere journal today fails to register at least one pirate-like comment, I'll see ye all keelhauled like the scurvy dogs ye are! Yarr!!


Anyway...
A good weekend after all. A comfortable 4-1 win for the gallant lads against lowly Torquay yesterday which has seen us climb all of nine places in Division 3 (yes, let's call it what it is, none of this "League One" nonsense)...maybe the play-offs are beckoning after all.
I'll admit I was vaguely considering going out into Leeds after all but in the end I got a call from some of my mates in Bradford asking if I fancied going to Rio's with them...it was a tough decision but they offered to sub me my taxi fare which is probably what swayed it!

As such, the evening was spent getting hideously drunk, referring to all alcohol imbibed as "grog" or "brownowl", referring to all females as "wenches", engaging in some pirate text conversations (really, don't ask


This afternoon, I shall be getting to grips with "Wario Ware" for my Gamecube (oh Christ, this game's addictive - I have a feeling a life of hermitdom is beckoning for the next couple of weeks!


Hope the rest of ye shipmates be in fine stead...may the wind blow ye sails to fair waters this week.
Yarr,
Yorkie

have no friends
two glass eyes you see