Mindless thousands wearing three-piece suits
While I get done for wearing DM boots
So work work you office jerk
I know you're just like me
The only difference is you don't care
And I just wanna be free
Cockney Rejects - "Hate Of The City" (1980)
Work has been utter shit so far this week. Combination of having the most uneven workload in history (too much to do one day and then absolutely nothing to do the next), relying on other people to send data to me where the people I'm relying on are unfortunately the sorts who'd lose a battle of wits with a stuffed giraffe (which is holding up me being able to get stuff done and as such meaning my job is even more boring than usual) and just general annoyance that everything is so bleedin' dull.
Roll on the day this agency of mine finally starts making enough money for me to walk out of that place for good with my middle finger raised firmly in the air.
In other news...went to the cinema last night to see "Shrek 2" which was seriously funny (not quite as good as the first but still one of the best films I've seen so far this year) and am off to the pub quiz tonight...mmm, alcohol.
Anyway, can't really think of much more to write so here's a question for you guys - if you had three lightning bolts at your disposal to kill a random celebrity who would it be?
My choices:
1) Robert Kilroy-Silk for being a smug, smarmy racist xenophobic ultra-punchable scumbag with the worst fake tan known to man (and I include the scally population of West Yorkshire in that).
2) Jeremy Clarkson for single-handedly giving Yorkshiremen a bad name the country over and being an arrogant loudmouthed tossbag.
3) Abi Titmuss - seriously what has this woman actually done apart from starring in some home-made porno with John bloody Leslie. She's a shameless media whore exploiting the papers for every column inch she can get and thoroughly deserves to be frazzled.
Well those are the three that spring to mind today, I guarantee by tomorrow it'll probably be totally different but hell, a bit of schadenfreude is always good for getting your annoyances out I find. Try it, you might like it.
Speak to everyone later,
Yorkie
While I get done for wearing DM boots
So work work you office jerk
I know you're just like me
The only difference is you don't care
And I just wanna be free
Cockney Rejects - "Hate Of The City" (1980)
Work has been utter shit so far this week. Combination of having the most uneven workload in history (too much to do one day and then absolutely nothing to do the next), relying on other people to send data to me where the people I'm relying on are unfortunately the sorts who'd lose a battle of wits with a stuffed giraffe (which is holding up me being able to get stuff done and as such meaning my job is even more boring than usual) and just general annoyance that everything is so bleedin' dull.
Roll on the day this agency of mine finally starts making enough money for me to walk out of that place for good with my middle finger raised firmly in the air.
In other news...went to the cinema last night to see "Shrek 2" which was seriously funny (not quite as good as the first but still one of the best films I've seen so far this year) and am off to the pub quiz tonight...mmm, alcohol.
Anyway, can't really think of much more to write so here's a question for you guys - if you had three lightning bolts at your disposal to kill a random celebrity who would it be?
My choices:
1) Robert Kilroy-Silk for being a smug, smarmy racist xenophobic ultra-punchable scumbag with the worst fake tan known to man (and I include the scally population of West Yorkshire in that).
2) Jeremy Clarkson for single-handedly giving Yorkshiremen a bad name the country over and being an arrogant loudmouthed tossbag.
3) Abi Titmuss - seriously what has this woman actually done apart from starring in some home-made porno with John bloody Leslie. She's a shameless media whore exploiting the papers for every column inch she can get and thoroughly deserves to be frazzled.
Well those are the three that spring to mind today, I guarantee by tomorrow it'll probably be totally different but hell, a bit of schadenfreude is always good for getting your annoyances out I find. Try it, you might like it.
Speak to everyone later,
Yorkie
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I really want to see Shrek 2. I loved the first movie.
I totally promise to come back when I've thought up my most despised celebs!
1) I loathe Jordan too. Hateful waste of space and she seems a really shitty kind of person.
2) Peter Andre - kind of goes hand in hand with Jordan, but how far is that guy up his own backside? Talentless cock!
3) Vanessa - you know who I mean don't you? She just irritates the shit out of me and there's something really loathsome about her.
Bit of a naff effort, but thats what came off of the top of my head.