Made Zen sand garden designs in the white of the apple I was eating with my serrated knife. Switched to carrots, tiny baby organic ones; no knife needed (they havent even got teeth yet). Want to have a glass of chocolate milk after my shower (first one in years, bought the milk special) but the crazy naked PETA woman had to go and say theres pus in milk. Of course theres pus in milk and god knows what else- but did you really have to go and blurt it out? Now my damn chocolate milk seems a little.dirty.
