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Memphis, TN

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Monday Apr 18, 2005

Apr 18, 2005
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I often find myself with ideas of dubious merit or morality, so I have to sit down and ask myself "is what I'm doing brilliant, or simply evil?" "freezedriedkittensmash.com" seemed to lean more on the evil side, for example. In this case, I've come up with what is potentially the greatest thing to ever happen to classroom management.

Tell class that they are now in competition with all of my classes. The class that acts the best - as judged by *me* - wins pizza for lunch on my last day at school. Then, call in sick on my last day.
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waldo_jeffers:
That's just mean and you know it!! Poor little kitties! Now, freeze-dried mice would be pure entrepreneurial genius - I mean think of all the money you would rake in from hungry felines that want something quick and tasty but who can't be bothered to cook. Fast food for kitties - you know it makes sense! biggrin
Apr 24, 2005
sarahg:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Apr 25, 2005

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