Sunday Mar 13, 2005

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Waking up with a hangover sucks. Waking up with a hangover only to discover that the Organic Roomba has puked about 6 or 7 times all over the house. (Unless I missed my guess, two of those times involved a material that'd already passed through him once. Ew.)

Getting high and eating eggs benedict make things marginally better. Mom and stepdad are coming over to watch carnivale tonight, so I'm going to cook a BBQ pizza (from scratch, natch.)

A whole week with nothing to do. What am I going to do with myself? Maybe I'll actually finish a story or something.

Edit: Twelve Girl Band is cool as fuck.
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waldo_jeffers:
Aha! Now it makes sense! Dogs do have a strange ability to produce more puke than could possibly have fitted inside their body to start with. This ability is only matched by their ability to scoff twice their actual bodily volume of food in the space of approx twenty seconds. Having done all of this they seem quite content to sit in front of you licking their balls and farting while you are trying to eat your own food.
xip:
I want to get stoned and eat eggs. MUFFINS! Oh... miniature donuts.
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