Spent too much money this weekend. Drank too much last night. Putting off everything I should be doing like a motherfucker.
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Take two: On take one, firefox flipped the fuck out. Nice. Seems that people apprecate my talent with similie. Also nice.
Pope is dead. Might be the only chance you'll ever have to fill out your Papal bracket!
Found the new gold standard for boring and pointless: faculty meeting. I wonder if I was ever talked about in one. Hard to imagine I wasn't, especially...
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Pope is dead. Might be the only chance you'll ever have to fill out your Papal bracket!
Found the new gold standard for boring and pointless: faculty meeting. I wonder if I was ever talked about in one. Hard to imagine I wasn't, especially...
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waldo_jeffers:
Zelator's top tip for managing to stay awake during pointless, boring meetings...
Step 1. Pretend that you have had an anonymous tip-off that one of your colleagues is actually an alien in disguise but you don't know which one.
Step 2. Try to guess which one is the alien.
This can make for hours of fun. The more you study each of your colleagues, the more you will realise that any one of them could be the alien!!
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Step 1. Pretend that you have had an anonymous tip-off that one of your colleagues is actually an alien in disguise but you don't know which one.
Step 2. Try to guess which one is the alien.
This can make for hours of fun. The more you study each of your colleagues, the more you will realise that any one of them could be the alien!!
[Edited on Apr 09, 2005 5:16AM]
vixenreincarnate:
10lbs of Jolly Ranchers? Could make for some very interesting sexual escapades! 
Called in sick to work. Been almost 2 weeks now. This is nuts. Even the vaporizer makes me cough. 
Had a job interview. We'll find out how it goes in a couple weeks. When I finally get the teaching gig, I'll be like a rocketship full of cocaine and hookers. Life will be just that good.
Ordered chinese food, so much I'll be eating it...
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Had a job interview. We'll find out how it goes in a couple weeks. When I finally get the teaching gig, I'll be like a rocketship full of cocaine and hookers. Life will be just that good.
Ordered chinese food, so much I'll be eating it...
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porcelainheart:
i just think it has something to do with the fact that i lead a pretty boring life.
work, come home, sleep. eat occasionally. i don't go out a lot because it's expensive and i think i'm getting too old for it.
work, come home, sleep. eat occasionally. i don't go out a lot because it's expensive and i think i'm getting too old for it.
wolfsheim:
Kurosawa would be proud.
Easter is only minorly celebrated among my clan. Day of chill and deadwood. Happy equinox celebration of your choice.
Went to microwave to make tea, glass clinked into glass I put in to make tea an hour ago and forgot about. I'm losing my mind.
Went to microwave to make tea, glass clinked into glass I put in to make tea an hour ago and forgot about. I'm losing my mind.
fireyspright:
Cute
vixenreincarnate:
A male tea drinker. You are are a rare breed. 
Holy crap! Was getting high in my office when I heard a door banging and my dog barking. Went to door and heard "Police! Open up!" Stashed stuff, opened door. . . across the hall neighbors called the cops on a domestic dispute. Wow. I'm awake now.
I'm also full of snot and sick and hurting in the chest.
Stashed stuff, opened door. . . across the hall neighbors called the cops on a domestic dispute. Wow. I'm awake now.
I'm also full of snot and sick and hurting in the chest.
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fireyspright:
EEK! My roomate is so paranoid about our neighbors. She would flip out if the cops came. I have actually had them come to my old apt when my roomate was taking a bong hit, they opened the wrong door, but could do nothing since they had no right to be there, and or open our door. 
tryst:
that's some shit luck. 
and a late response to you comment, I know, but yes, I am happily back on the meat wagon and enjoying even rarer meat than I have before.
and a late response to you comment, I know, but yes, I am happily back on the meat wagon and enjoying even rarer meat than I have before.
I feel like crap. Needless to say, reunion party went amazingly well. I ended up with a bar tab in the $120 range, and my friend hit $100. I'm sure I'll be freaking out about it when I clear all the cobwebs out of my brain. I expect that to happen sometime tomorrow. Today I'm mostly going to be in a cannabis induced stupor.
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nemisis:
I agree with all the above. You've chosen the right medicine.
xip:
The cannabis should help your nausea... and, come to think of it, any other problem you may be having...
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Think I'm getting sick, which is lame as hell. Been napping like a fiend over the past few days. I even backed out of a date with my not-girlfriend so I could stay home and get work done. Also need to rest up for tomorow, since the BBS Reunion is probably going to kick my feeble ass.
For the most part, thogh, today has been...
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vixenreincarnate:
I've heard crazy tales involving absinthe...never having tried it, you have to tell me what it was like? 
So far my productive week off has been anything but. In fact, I'm starting to feel stressed because I'm worried I'm not getting anything done. (Not that I really had anything to do.) I blame my crush, as she constantly has worries like this. Or, more likely, it has to do with me doing jack shit all week so far.
Well, not true. I went...
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Well, not true. I went...
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sarahg:
you makeout cheated!
Waking up with a hangover sucks. Waking up with a hangover only to discover that the Organic Roomba has puked about 6 or 7 times all over the house. (Unless I missed my guess, two of those times involved a material that'd already passed through him once. Ew.)
Getting high and eating eggs benedict make things marginally better. Mom and stepdad are coming over to...
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waldo_jeffers:
Aha! Now it makes sense! Dogs do have a strange ability to produce more puke than could possibly have fitted inside their body to start with. This ability is only matched by their ability to scoff twice their actual bodily volume of food in the space of approx twenty seconds. Having done all of this they seem quite content to sit in front of you licking their balls and farting while you are trying to eat your own food.
xip:
I want to get stoned and eat eggs. MUFFINS! Oh... miniature donuts.
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A friend of mine just laid a bottle of absinthe on me. Nice.
Also got the DVI to VGA converter, so monitor #2 is also up and running.
Tomorrow is my last day of teaching before spring break.
Nice.
Also got the DVI to VGA converter, so monitor #2 is also up and running.
Tomorrow is my last day of teaching before spring break.
Nice.
porcelainheart:
i've never had absinthe. one day, perhaps.
i've never had absinthe. one day, perhaps.
sarahg:
i remember living for spring break. <3<3<3
and lordy lordy, look at you talking about absinthe. and my ethel there thinking about it. tsk tsk tsk.
and lordy lordy, look at you talking about absinthe. and my ethel there thinking about it. tsk tsk tsk.
Whoa. It's storming here. When Summer hits memphis, there's not much to like, but the sudden thunderstorms that appear and disappear in a flash are one of the good points. Spring storms are less hard core, but a little longer lasting and so still pleasant.
Must leave work now. Dogopolis is probably filled with unhappy right now.
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When Summer hits memphis, there's not much to like, but the sudden thunderstorms that appear and disappear in a flash are one of the good points. Spring storms are less hard core, but a little longer lasting and so still pleasant.
Must leave work now. Dogopolis is probably filled with unhappy right now.
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eldarkinslayer:
Dude that's 20 minutes of your life that you'll never get back 
waldo_jeffers:
I agree with EldarKinSlayer with the one caveat that Faith was always the hotter of the two Vampire Slayers for me!!
Also, I just love thunder storms.
Also, I just love thunder storms.
Went to see the only Nigerian in the world that isn't a scammer last night. Some nutty reggae fusion stuff that wasn't bad. Lots of covers, which always pleases me. Other than that, I played the everloving fuck out of Sims 2: University. Friday, an old friend of mine was in town from FL, so we all got together for some Settlers of Catan. (Me...
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eldarkinslayer:
that's where i work
eldarkinslayer:
I actually was off Saturday night First weekend night off in over a year
hi.