acidicman

I imagined I got a text message from my scab on me knee "It is time to pick me off." I didn't really get that message, I was imagining because my best friend looks like he has finally got lucky with the opposite sex. I was instrumental in getting them together. Namely I stood there and said, "My mate fancies you." "Shut up", "No I...
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I wonder if it would be possible to use homing pigeons to sumggle drugs into the country?

Boy, what an angle!

FACTS: Car frosted.

THOUGHTS: Da ba di da do de do do, dee ba di da do.

PLAN: Why don't we all relax and just get terribly friendly?

Human Behavior. Blue jeans or grey flecked? Dress down day for children in need.

Bubblewrap a generation and send them first class recorded post to the next town.

I've got a plan /...
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Is the west the best?

I like Civilization IV now. Me conquer long time 10 dowwa. I've reached a stalemate, I'm only marginally more powerfull than my rivals and each time I go to war, the benefits are tiny. At this rate it will take me a long time to win. Unless I start using Nuclear weapons, but that destroys the planet. Hmmn. What a...
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Civilization 4. Saturday, didn't think much of it. Sunday liked it. Monday Found it boring. Tuesday found it masively exciting. Today, incredibly annoyed with it. I'm actually quite annoyed I've spent an entire evening playing a fucking computer game, and then at the end of it, realised I've not really enjoyed it.

Seems to be the stor of my life. Spend all my time trying...
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I seem to have been away for quite a while. Regular drunken updates will resume shortly. I was pretty well behaved tonight. Had the offer of 'bad things', could have done it as easilly as 'that'. Never did. Whopee. I can tell myself everything is alright and not have to convince myself that it is. Oh well, enjoy the silence.

Ouch. The weekend has left the building. I'd forgoten what the student lifestyle was like. Also how good students are at Wombling (the act of making good use of the things that they find, the things that the everyday folks leave behind.) Like making an attractive necklace out of a discarded toilet seat.

I don't think Sheffield has a need for bimen. The locals just...
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The weekend is looking up. I have an appointment to install networking stuff at my little sister's uni house. Loads of 19 year old females for me to corrupt. Actually, she lives in a house with 3 other blokes. Maybe she has something serious she needs to tell the family at some point.

She's invited me to a student house party anyway. Me thinks I'll...
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Isn't this world weird. I came home from the pub, tidied up a bit. Put some meat into a sandwich and sat down to watch a bit of tv. There are now 5 stations of the same thing, BabeStation, BabeCast, BabeStation2, Babestation XXX, BabeCast 2 XXX and BabeCast 3 XXX.

These are the least erotic programs I have ever seen since bargain hunt did the...
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I have a waste paper bin on the other side of my room. Right next to it is my novelty Guiness hat which is currently upside down. The last 3 things I've tried to throw in my bin have all gone straight into my hat.

That's been the highlight of my day. For the next 5 days I'm going to be home alone. I want...
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