acidicman

Final thought for the day. Canadian women are hot.

The stupidest non sensical things make me laugh. Today we were talking about the worst jokes we could remember from our childhood. Somone said "Why did MC Hammer cross the Road? Because it's chicken time." We all said that's just stupid, it's not even funny.

Then a few minutes later I started replaying it in my head and images of MC Hammer strutting across the...
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I shouldn't watch the sorry excuse for news they show on the BBC any more. The Day Today had it right with "Fact X Importance = News". It all makes me so angry. They dwell on things that have no basis in fact but will worry people and then a story when they could actually give facts about it they skip over it...
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Local newspaper. The most sensationalist publication ever. The whole front page was taken up with the word OUTRAGE and a picture of some black fella with a massive, massive afro. I thought, Hmmn, are they outraged at his hair? Maybe there's some paedophiles hiding in there. Perhaps there's some illegal immigramts in there. Maybe he grows drugs there, he is black after all, and as...
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"What would you do if you were stuck in the same place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did ever mattered?"
Bill Murray, Groundhog Day.

Just about sums it up. I've not had a drink for over 10 days now! It feels weird. I suddenly seem to have some strange urges to actually do things. I want to re-decorate the...
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Everything is wrong and we need a horriffic disaster to fix it. I'm talking about something that wipes billions of people out, from all countries and from all backgrounds. Then we'll really see how important it is that an MP had an affair with his secretary, or foreigners weren't deported after being released from prison. Life is a waste of time. I'm just as guilty...
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'Righteous indignation'. What does that mean. All I remmeber was it was a lyric in the theme music to Bucky'o'Hare, the 90's cartoon rabbitt (Rabbit doesn't have 2 t's, or b's, does it?) hero.

Something controversial passed my lips, but I censored it out so as not to offend the norms. It ended up coming out as 'Let's all go for a malt shake.'

I'm...
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125+ channels of cyrstal clear filth and I still don't see the point. The oldest profession on the planet is now coming to YOUR home through satellite. And now, there's no need to even be there! Babestation, Babecast, DirtyGurlz, BabeCamz, it's all the same. They don't even need to accept the sailor into the port anymore to get paid. Yabber to someone on the blower...
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I was just speaking to my mate on MSN. The conversation went something like:

ME: Howdo? Owt new?
HIM: Fuckin mad. I've just been in Bolton with XXXXXXX. Ended up with a carload of Dutch Porno and Easter Eggs!
ME: ??? Pornographic easter eggs?
HIM: Fuck off you dumb tard. I've 200+ high quality Cadbury's egg's. All kinds. I got em for 75p each, gonna...
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The responsible man who get's a taxi home rather than driving his booze fuelled death wagon never makes the news. No one want's to know good news, like the woman who goes to ask her 78 year old neighbour if she want's anything from the shops as she is going today and it would be no hassle if she did want anything.

What makes the...
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