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What a lazy day. Did nothing but slouch on the couch watching TV, for about 8 or 9 hours. I think that's possibly the laziest day I've had (excluding days when ill).

Decided that the key to annoying people in a documentary by constantly making irrelevant comparisons. "The workers knew that above their heads was xxx tonnes of rock and water, the same as 850...
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I don't usually get it untill they spell it out to me. I was never any good at spelling.
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Oooh, feeling v. sleepy. I just watched an A-team episode. Someone stole BA's van. He wasn't happy! It nearly got scrapped.

Really, random Windows media player has just chosen a Weird Al song song called Polka power. It feels like being in a school disco after eating some shroooms given to you by a wise and evil wizzard. It's fucking my brain like i wouldn't...
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Is there a word that rhymes with vagina that isn't either :
a.) a state in the US of A.
b.) a heart condition.

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"You could have someone's eye out with them" a little voice in my head thought as I scanned over a pic of a particular female with large sweater cows. Where does that expression come from, how could something as blunt as a breast take someones eye out? Do eye surgeons use big bouncy tits for delicate eye surgery? Some sayings are just so stupid.

Damned...
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There should be a term invented for the way that you always do things correct at first but then you kind of lose interest and just do things. Like when you get a new chequebook and you think "Oooh, I can keep it all in order and write down all the cheques I make and countersign who I've given money to and when..." and then...
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How can such a small textbox be used to describe favourite artists.
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come, come. Have I really forgotten already?
acidicman:
It would appear that the reminder I put here 2 hours ago has made me forget what it was. I always do this, remember a really important fact that needs documenting for prosperity's sake and then forget it. I can't even think what it was about.

I want to live in one of the appaertments I've seen in my dreamland. It is basically tower blocks, but rather than being built up out of the grond, they are built in a massive canyon type thing with residences all the way up the walls. The canyon must be many miles long and is open at one end. The other end gradually tapers up to a high point. There are lifts that run on the outside of the walls of the canyon, which the walls are sloped at about 10-15 degrees.

The appearance is all glass and rock, by day it's a bit gloomy at the bottom of the canyon, but the large amonts of glass everywhere reflect and allow as much light as possible in. By night, the lift structures are illuminated and the floor of the canyon are lit up. It all looks quite magical.

If I remember this canyon was the one that was across the wobbly bridge over the big river. My dreamland is so detailed, I love exploring there.
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Money. Has the whole world gone crazy? The election we are having here in the good old UK seems to be bringing out the greed in everyone. Everyone with money moans about having to pay tax. Just look at how well the whole country is living at the moment.

But then again, I've never thought about money. I never want anything so don't spend it....
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Corr. I fancy some fruit and custard. Mmmmn. Custard. Oooh, Johnathan Creek is on at 9. That'll be fun, a tin of fruit and some custard and watching mr Creek solve a crime mystery. Someone will have killed themselves using a hoover and it will turn out they never owned a hoover since an unfortunate insider share-dealing event in 1966, but it won't be them...
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