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I read shit about shit that makes me think "My dollars are being spent taking my name in vain." I used to think this site was a island in the sea of corruption and inequality. Now I just think, hmmn, time to cancel a certain subscription I think. Can't even say the thread that made me think this. a certain girl I found yesterday, who's...
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It makes me happy, crazy shit happening. Makes a difference from nothing at all.

Firstly, I'll explain me and Jeff. On the bus that I get home, I frequently meet this chap, named Jeff. He lives in the same village as me.

Anyway, tonight I turned up at the bus stop, Jeff was there and we started talking shit about what we'd been upto. Then...
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acidicman:
And here is the paperwork, blanked out the important details
acidicman:
I just love the description for "Build", as stocky. It's the politest way of saying "He's a fucking huge fat bastard, if he went swimming in the sea, he'd be a danger to shipping." or, "He's so fat, if he could jump in the air, he'd get stuck."
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I rock because I've created a workaround to Win XP's shitty ICS DHCP IP Address Range limitation. Trying to work out how to set up a VPN from my computer, on my private network to my work's network. Trouble is they have the same internal address range 192.168.0.X, and with me having a shitty old Win XP proxy using ICS, it would cause a mega...
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Weird this week, can't work out why. Just feel "different". I seem to actually be able to get to sleep when I go to bed. Must be the sleep making everything seem so not fuzzy.

Not a lot else of excitement happens in my life. There's a chance I might be going to London at the weekend, seeing one of my best mates who's moved...
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Weekend? What weekend?

I was watching the full moon last night, and it occurred to me, "Wouldn't it be really mental if a massive bit of space debris hit the moon and it exploded right in front of my eyes?"

Suffice to say, I watched it for a few minutes but it never happened. I'm not really that suprised.
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Now I should really go to bed,I'm dribbling. That means it'ss time to go downaturs and get another can of generic. Hooray for me, dr zoidberg. Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop.


Just listening to Das Boot (Techno (u96) now), stupid fucking Chris Moyles.
acidicman:
you idiot. I'm off to watch a bit off the mighty boosh now. I think the Charlie episode willfit right in with my brain state.
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Holy things, I'm pisssshhhedddd. I'm still drinking. My parental figure is away this weekend so I sloped around after returning from the pub drinking cans of devils piss. Also known as carlsberg. I bet some people treat carlsberg as their favourite beer. My favourite generic is carling.

My fags (cigarettes) say "Smokers Die Younger" on them. I think, so do children. After just having a...
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acidicman:
I can't type and spell at the same time.
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Don't you love it when you can drop a one line joke into conversation and it looks really smooth despite the fact it's been festering in your head for ages.

Random Bloke at Work: "You seem a bit pissed off with something."
Me: "Yeah, now they've got a new pope, I can't use the phrase "Is the pope dead?" when someone asks me a stupid...
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Gaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh. Why is just nothing working. Everything I'm touching is turned to shit. Screams in frustration like the creature in Aphex Twins Come to Daddy.