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FCuk it, you;ve gone completley the worng way now. "I show you a shortcut. You give me 25 and i take you on a shortcut." "Well fuck it, I only know one road back to Hastings. Maybe this Paki knows the fuck where he's going. "I'm completly lost now my friends. Don't worry, I'm not charging you for this. We pay 25 I take you...
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Birthday passes by. Rather boring are midweek birthdays. Weekend shall I be partying; yes shall I? Shall I!

I'm such a hypocrite, I love myself.
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Using some kind of concept art as a reason for looking at women in a state of undress is not how I envisaged spending my penultimate day of my 22nd year.

GOVERMENT WARNING: Smoking Clown cigarettes increases the risk of your car doors falling off.
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Ever think of the Ghostbusters 2 movie, Dana is bathing Oscar. The taps start spewing slime. The slime rises into a shape and tried to grab them. Did anyone else ever think that the slime resembled a massive cock?
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knobbly kneecaps. Climbing a mountain (I mean hill really), seeming that it is all worth(while/less) at the top.
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okay so I just added a comment to my journal, basics is that some fool was starting fights with everyone. So I stood up to him and shut him up. I don't think I was excessive. Anyway he deserves the pain, maybe next time he'll think before getting so pissed he acts like a dick head fuck face.
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Stupid world. Don't you get it? Fight me, and I'll fight back. You deserve any pain you feel tomorow you knobhead.