acidicman

You only know you've arrived when you plant the American flag.

It's like Peewee Herman sperming in the palm of his hand.

I love my ability to write such excellent comments when I'm out of my tree. I can barely walk but prop me up in front of a keyboard and suddenly I come to life.

Quite a frustrating day. My computer has commited suicide. I woke up a bit confused as to why it wasn't on as I normally fall asleep watching family guy or dukes...
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In this apce here I write to all the people I was going to write to. I swaw the light I didn;t fo it.

I acn't belive hoe pissed i am. I spent about 1 hours trying to write thid. Real ale is to blame. My friend was sick. But all it was the better drink removing the poison from him. Why wheb you are trying to read do you close one eye ad if it helps. It's spinning like a merry go round. Fuck me. I can see...
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I just love this.
Banksy

Increasigly I find myself wondering what goes on in the SGUK group. I seem to have developed this curiosity as to what lies on the inside of the impenetrable wall built around it. Like being young and always wondering what happens in the female changing rooms only to be dissapointed when the realisation dawns that it's just full of sweaty smelly people getting changed.

So...
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Me and my mate were discussing the differing approach to dating between Britons and the Americans he has met. He is currently dealing with quite a few that are over here doing maintenance work.
The American approach is to go to places where there are plenty of single women, not drink too much and politely chat to the women.
The British approach (or certainly the...
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When you are as important as me you don't need to notice that no one is listening.

Na'aarch.