Why do moths always fly around like their pissed? Maybe they are. That's why they always think "Fuck man, a massive light. Let's fly to it. It'll be fuckin buzzin. I'm off me tits here. Macca, pass us them fookin garrys, i'm on the way down now."
I think I've just invented a sub-culture for moths where they are a mancunian pill adicted race. That's why you don't see any moths in the daytime, they are all flying to the sun. "Look at that fuckin light up there trev. It's a right steg away, but it'll be worth it once we get there. I've heard there's birds with tits the size of refrigerators man. Fookin buzzin."
I think I've just invented a sub-culture for moths where they are a mancunian pill adicted race. That's why you don't see any moths in the daytime, they are all flying to the sun. "Look at that fuckin light up there trev. It's a right steg away, but it'll be worth it once we get there. I've heard there's birds with tits the size of refrigerators man. Fookin buzzin."