It makes me happy, crazy shit happening. Makes a difference from nothing at all.
Firstly, I'll explain me and Jeff. On the bus that I get home, I frequently meet this chap, named Jeff. He lives in the same village as me.
Anyway, tonight I turned up at the bus stop, Jeff was there and we started talking shit about what we'd been upto. Then a police car drove alongside, really slowly. We made a joke about him being a kerb-crawler. Anyway about 2 minutes later, we were talking about this bird who'd put on loads of weight and then lost loads just before her 21'st.
Then this police car pulls up about 100yds in front of us, stops, the doors open, stay open, and there's 2 police folk pointing guns in my general direction! Me and Jeff made a joke about "eh up, Someone's in trouble." We both hoped to see someone get busted.
Then this policecar rapidly appears next to us, followed by a riot van and 2 other police cars. A policeman says "Excuse me lads, mind if I have a quick word with you over here?" Me and Jeff looked at each other, a bit confused like, and went over. Then this police guy starts reading all this stuff out about rights of search and solicitors and giving up the rights.
Basically, they thought me an Jeff were some hardened armed criminals out to kill. They did a search on the street to check we weren't carrying any AK 47's or M16 assault rifles.
Fucking cool. I feel important, worship me!
Firstly, I'll explain me and Jeff. On the bus that I get home, I frequently meet this chap, named Jeff. He lives in the same village as me.
Anyway, tonight I turned up at the bus stop, Jeff was there and we started talking shit about what we'd been upto. Then a police car drove alongside, really slowly. We made a joke about him being a kerb-crawler. Anyway about 2 minutes later, we were talking about this bird who'd put on loads of weight and then lost loads just before her 21'st.
Then this police car pulls up about 100yds in front of us, stops, the doors open, stay open, and there's 2 police folk pointing guns in my general direction! Me and Jeff made a joke about "eh up, Someone's in trouble." We both hoped to see someone get busted.
Then this policecar rapidly appears next to us, followed by a riot van and 2 other police cars. A policeman says "Excuse me lads, mind if I have a quick word with you over here?" Me and Jeff looked at each other, a bit confused like, and went over. Then this police guy starts reading all this stuff out about rights of search and solicitors and giving up the rights.
Basically, they thought me an Jeff were some hardened armed criminals out to kill. They did a search on the street to check we weren't carrying any AK 47's or M16 assault rifles.
Fucking cool. I feel important, worship me!
acidicman:
And here is the paperwork, blanked out the important details
acidicman:
I just love the description for "Build", as stocky. It's the politest way of saying "He's a fucking huge fat bastard, if he went swimming in the sea, he'd be a danger to shipping." or, "He's so fat, if he could jump in the air, he'd get stuck."