acidicman

Holy things, I'm pisssshhhedddd. I'm still drinking. My parental figure is away this weekend so I sloped around after returning from the pub drinking cans of devils piss. Also known as carlsberg. I bet some people treat carlsberg as their favourite beer. My favourite generic is carling.

My fags (cigarettes) say "Smokers Die Younger" on them. I think, so do children. After just having a slash, it reminds me of a joke. 2 black men (porn stars) were walking back home from the pub and as they were crossing overvthe bridge they stop to have a piss. As they are pissing over the side of the bridge the fisrst one says "bloody hell, the waters cold tonight."
The second man replies "yes, and bloody deep too."

I wonder if black men really do have large willies. I remeber another joke now as well, probablly from The Hun. It goes something like, A man gets on a plane and sits next to a woman. The woman says to the man, "Hi, my names Mandy, I study the penis size of men. My research has proved that native american men have the longest penises and Polish men have the thickest penises. What's your name?" to which the man replies "Tonto Koslowski".