Don't you love it when you can drop a one line joke into conversation and it looks really smooth despite the fact it's been festering in your head for ages.
Random Bloke at Work: "You seem a bit pissed off with something."
Me: "Yeah, now they've got a new pope, I can't use the phrase "Is the pope dead?" when someone asks me a stupid question."
3 days of anger, and I don't know what. I've crushed countelss poor pens to their demise, and snapped at people loads.
Them: "How does this work"
Me: "Do I look I know?"
Ivented a new sound whilst writing this. It's what a hound from hell would sound like if it was a helicopter. Involves growling and flicking the tongue.
Random Bloke at Work: "You seem a bit pissed off with something."
Me: "Yeah, now they've got a new pope, I can't use the phrase "Is the pope dead?" when someone asks me a stupid question."
3 days of anger, and I don't know what. I've crushed countelss poor pens to their demise, and snapped at people loads.
Them: "How does this work"
Me: "Do I look I know?"
Ivented a new sound whilst writing this. It's what a hound from hell would sound like if it was a helicopter. Involves growling and flicking the tongue.