Corr. I fancy some fruit and custard. Mmmmn. Custard. Oooh, Johnathan Creek is on at 9. That'll be fun, a tin of fruit and some custard and watching mr Creek solve a crime mystery. Someone will have killed themselves using a hoover and it will turn out they never owned a hoover since an unfortunate insider share-dealing event in 1966, but it won't be them who dun it, it'll be the quiet lady who lives next door because they used to make fun of her budgie.
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