Don't you just hate it when you are lying in hospital and you accidentally doze off to sleep at 3 o clock in the morning and you wake up to a team of nurses and the obligaotry on-call doctor sttod around your bed all holding different but scary looking tools trying to clear the shite of your thrat so you can breathe? It has to be one of my all time annoying things.

Still, I'm breathing again and I've got like 30 odd pills to take a day now! I wish I could keep the drip. So easy as you just lie there and it does all the hard work thanks to the hat-stand they use to hang them on and newtons law.
2x4x Penicillin
1x4x Metronidazole
2x4x Paracetamol (pain dependant)
2x4x Codeine (pain dependent)
1x4-6x Some litle green anti-inflamatory I can't remember the name of.

All the needle holes in my throat are starting to scab over now and they feel weird.

WHY AM I NOW BEING CURSED WITH ILLNESSES REQUIRING HOSPITAL? I just want a bit of a cold, or the odd headache. Not appendicitis or Throat MegaDeath v2.0.