acidicman

Random thought of the day: When my brother was at college, for his 17th birthday his mates put posters up all round the college saying

WANTED:
Pair Of Milky White Breasts. Must come with full service history.

along with his name and phone number.

Weird the things that just drop into your brain. That's why I can never get to sleep because I'll suddenly remember that time playing cricket when I was 10 and someone hit the ball really high and it came down in a really big arch straight onto one of the fielders head who wasn't watching what was going on. Or the time when I was about 14 and my mate got knocked playing basketball in P.E. and they called an ambulance which got stuck in the mud on the field and during the luch break the whole school gathered round to watch him being carried out of the stuck ambulance and into a new one. Or there was that time when 'i took something' and spent about two hours convincing people (successfully in many cases) that we had all been abducted by aliens. That was the same night my mate came over and said "I've just been hit by a car!" and no-one believed him untill he showed us his arms which were brusied to fuck. Crazy days and it's all swirling round like a big tornado of mental proportions. I think I'm going to try some meditation before I try and get to sleep otherwise I'm going to be on the ceiling all night. What a long paragraph, I'm glad I dont have to type each word. Or even read it!