acidicman

You think you know it all. Ever had one of those days where you were predicting stuff that was going to happen yet you've no idea why. I've been doing stuff all day without realising I've always been about a minute ahead of myself. The latest example of this would be todays girls. I was humming a Peaches song, "Only AA, thinkin XXX" then on Pekoe's profile, that was here quote or something. Then for whatever reason, I started remembering the rudest melon sketch on Reeves and Mortimer, then the quote from the cop sat in the patrol car in smokie and the bandit 3 as he is looking through a dirty mag and says, "I sure wouldn't mind a romp in your melon patch baby". Then I go to Synnove's profile and it's like melon madness. Smokie and the Bandit, when that cop crashes and his door falls off, "Bandit, you're in a heap of trouble now." I blame it on the weather. I just wish I could actually focus my mind when it's in this state. I could then work out what I was going to see and become a poker stud and all the women would go crazy for my white suit and big hat which I take off for one thing, and one thing only. something funny I heard today, in the Yellow Pages, in the Civil Engineering section there used to be a see also to "Boring". As in Tunnel Boring, but all the drunk students obviously thought it meant boring as in Pritt stick boring. Good Bile.