GOD HATES FAGS
Well he never looked much like the Marlboro man to me.
I dunno if you crazy yanks use the word fag for cigarettes but we tend to do so in the UK. It makes conversations sound a bit strange for foreigners.
"Lend us a fag mate."
"Fuck Off. I lended yer one t'other day."
"Yeah, but me sister borrowed your Daryls scooter and she said the seat was well sticky and anyway don't listen to huuurrr cos everyone knows she was watching when Clarissa got bummed behind the physics block. Shatttupp. I aint never not seen no body never and if Shelley says I did then she's a lying slag because she's only jealous cos of what Micheal Robins said about her tits being like custard pies and if you don't believe me I have proof and anyone wot says I dont is well gay anyway."
"And I said..... OK."
"So we played the first song that came into our heads, and it just so happened to be.... The best song in the world!!!".com
So anyway, this chap he was named Sam. He decided one day to pop to Tesco's for a packet of pop tarts and some milk. He had been left with a 5 note by his mum. On his way there he noticed a tear in the space-time continum.
"That's odd?" Sam remarked to a nearby commercial drone.
"I don't remember seeing that tear in the space time continum recently" said Sam.
"I think I'll carefully step around that tear and carry on my journey of discovery to Tesco's" said Sam.
And that Ladies and Gentleben's is how the greatest story in the world was nearly written. If Sam had of stepped into it he would have nearly as much fun as Morgan Freeman, or do I mean Gordon Freeman?
Well he never looked much like the Marlboro man to me.
I dunno if you crazy yanks use the word fag for cigarettes but we tend to do so in the UK. It makes conversations sound a bit strange for foreigners.
"Lend us a fag mate."
"Fuck Off. I lended yer one t'other day."
"Yeah, but me sister borrowed your Daryls scooter and she said the seat was well sticky and anyway don't listen to huuurrr cos everyone knows she was watching when Clarissa got bummed behind the physics block. Shatttupp. I aint never not seen no body never and if Shelley says I did then she's a lying slag because she's only jealous cos of what Micheal Robins said about her tits being like custard pies and if you don't believe me I have proof and anyone wot says I dont is well gay anyway."
"And I said..... OK."
"So we played the first song that came into our heads, and it just so happened to be.... The best song in the world!!!".com
So anyway, this chap he was named Sam. He decided one day to pop to Tesco's for a packet of pop tarts and some milk. He had been left with a 5 note by his mum. On his way there he noticed a tear in the space-time continum.
"That's odd?" Sam remarked to a nearby commercial drone.
"I don't remember seeing that tear in the space time continum recently" said Sam.
"I think I'll carefully step around that tear and carry on my journey of discovery to Tesco's" said Sam.
And that Ladies and Gentleben's is how the greatest story in the world was nearly written. If Sam had of stepped into it he would have nearly as much fun as Morgan Freeman, or do I mean Gordon Freeman?
shojo:
What is this I viddy? Oh my brothers, it's a cold and pointless thing and makes little viddy... like getting a tolchok in me gulliver.