Haha. Just thought I'd play around with fireworks and my lovely head. I've made a really odd bit of a picture. I wish my real face had transaprent colour to it. Now you can all see who I am, and you will know me as 'Jeb the dancing lavatory cleaners brother who once nearly asked out the sister of the lady from the bakery who looks like her sisters boyfiennds mother whom she's only ever seen once and even then it was obvious that they were never meant for each other but her brother was the one in that photo where the royal family were on that plane the same day as they were flying out to malaga but shuttup anyway cos I've seen your fanny.'
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