acidicman

I was just speaking to my mate on MSN. The conversation went something like:

ME: Howdo? Owt new?
HIM: Fuckin mad. I've just been in Bolton with XXXXXXX. Ended up with a carload of Dutch Porno and Easter Eggs!
ME: ??? Pornographic easter eggs?
HIM: Fuck off you dumb tard. I've 200+ high quality Cadbury's egg's. All kinds. I got em for 75p each, gonna sell for easy 2 each at a car boot 2morra. Want any?
ME: What about the porn?
HIM: I got a few crates of XXX DVD's. Might be able to shift em with the easter eggs. Buy any 2 eggs, get "Fisting Private Ryan" :-)
ME: Gotta get me one of those.
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