I have a waste paper bin on the other side of my room. Right next to it is my novelty Guiness hat which is currently upside down. The last 3 things I've tried to throw in my bin have all gone straight into my hat.
That's been the highlight of my day. For the next 5 days I'm going to be home alone. I want some burglars to try and break in but I'll set up loads of traps and injure them to such a degree that they should be dead, but because it's a PG, they always just recover like cartoon characters. Then in the end, I'll be saved by the creepy neighbour.
That's been the highlight of my day. For the next 5 days I'm going to be home alone. I want some burglars to try and break in but I'll set up loads of traps and injure them to such a degree that they should be dead, but because it's a PG, they always just recover like cartoon characters. Then in the end, I'll be saved by the creepy neighbour.