acidicman

Ouch. The weekend has left the building. I'd forgoten what the student lifestyle was like. Also how good students are at Wombling (the act of making good use of the things that they find, the things that the everyday folks leave behind.) Like making an attractive necklace out of a discarded toilet seat.

I don't think Sheffield has a need for bimen. The locals just...
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The weekend is looking up. I have an appointment to install networking stuff at my little sister's uni house. Loads of 19 year old females for me to corrupt. Actually, she lives in a house with 3 other blokes. Maybe she has something serious she needs to tell the family at some point.

She's invited me to a student house party anyway. Me thinks I'll...
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Isn't this world weird. I came home from the pub, tidied up a bit. Put some meat into a sandwich and sat down to watch a bit of tv. There are now 5 stations of the same thing, BabeStation, BabeCast, BabeStation2, Babestation XXX, BabeCast 2 XXX and BabeCast 3 XXX.

These are the least erotic programs I have ever seen since bargain hunt did the...
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I have a waste paper bin on the other side of my room. Right next to it is my novelty Guiness hat which is currently upside down. The last 3 things I've tried to throw in my bin have all gone straight into my hat.

That's been the highlight of my day. For the next 5 days I'm going to be home alone. I want...
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I've ben so tired all day that my left eye keeps shaking and refusing to focus on the same thing as my other eye. Then it starts spasming. Yet now as the hour of sleep approaches I become wide awake and seek entertainment. I really am a night creature. I hate the day. I want to move to within the arctic circle and keep moving...
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I love inappropiate junk mail. I always feel smug when I get letters like "We guarantee that we can lower your mortgage payments." I always think, "You dumb bastards. I haven't even got a mortgage." and then I think, maybe I ought to get one.

We live in a fucked up generation. Obsessed with accumulating wealth. No concept of the value of anything, only the price. Those that see it are depressed and told to go on anti-depressants by a society that sees an unhappy person as a less productive unit of the factory. Still, what's another year?

One spent a friday night talking about oneself from the 3rd perspective. Trying to remember whose the fiver was but in the end it doesn't really matter at all. Saturday's come down for him was no greater than his friday night plateau.

Saturday was well behaved and much jollyness was had by all untill the hour of 5 approached. The beer ran out, all but...
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"I'm not antisocial, I just don't like other people."

I'm soo good at my job. I am soo rubbish at my life. I never wanted to be a programmer. I wanted to be a fireman, or a soldier or a famous explorer. My carer ambition now is to own a forest and farm trees. I wish I could do that. Just me and my giant...
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Fucking nearly 3 years I've been on this site. 34 months. All this time I've had. What a waste. I have no goals. I never miss my goals. This rat needs to jump the sinking ship.

This weekend has given me some serious thinking to do. I'm stepping backwards to a place I don't like. It's been gradually happening for months now and I think that unless I take action I might not get out this time round. The hangover will pass. The nose will mend. The blood will be cleaned. The memories will remain.

So now my update is uncensored. The IRA is great. Yippee to all the murdering bastards that killed the innocent. Your blood is untainted."
"She said, dont go dark on me again, she said."
"She said, loophole once again she said. The colour of your boyfriend? once again she said?"