acidicman

'Righteous indignation'. What does that mean. All I remmeber was it was a lyric in the theme music to Bucky'o'Hare, the 90's cartoon rabbitt (Rabbit doesn't have 2 t's, or b's, does it?) hero.

Something controversial passed my lips, but I censored it out so as not to offend the norms. It ended up coming out as 'Let's all go for a malt shake.'

I'm...
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125+ channels of cyrstal clear filth and I still don't see the point. The oldest profession on the planet is now coming to YOUR home through satellite. And now, there's no need to even be there! Babestation, Babecast, DirtyGurlz, BabeCamz, it's all the same. They don't even need to accept the sailor into the port anymore to get paid. Yabber to someone on the blower...
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I was just speaking to my mate on MSN. The conversation went something like:

ME: Howdo? Owt new?
HIM: Fuckin mad. I've just been in Bolton with XXXXXXX. Ended up with a carload of Dutch Porno and Easter Eggs!
ME: ??? Pornographic easter eggs?
HIM: Fuck off you dumb tard. I've 200+ high quality Cadbury's egg's. All kinds. I got em for 75p each, gonna...
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The responsible man who get's a taxi home rather than driving his booze fuelled death wagon never makes the news. No one want's to know good news, like the woman who goes to ask her 78 year old neighbour if she want's anything from the shops as she is going today and it would be no hassle if she did want anything.

What makes the...
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Generic Journal Entry Brian!

"What is the truth about rock music?

Music is a powerful and perhaps the most powerful medium in the world.

Music.

Plato says when the music of a society changes, the whole society will change.

Aristotle, a contemporary of Plato's, says when music changes there should be laws to govern the nature and the character of that music.

Lenin says that the best and the...
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Learn it. Don't forget it. Store it. Recall it. Amaze with it. How's it done?

I think I might have been on a mission to drink all the beer ever made last night. I'm still under the influence this morning. We all went mental, and danced.

Hangover, here I come.

Feel retented girls, and motel frills! What a laugh! You woz dun up there moit. Call me wet trampoline she said to dave, but i was to busy with my hair.

Welcome to the Hotel California,

I know I'm hammered. Nothing else matters. I feel important; I am a piece of poo.

Driving back through the hills the other night. Came over a hill and laid out before me was the urban sprawl that is Manchester. As far as the eye can see. Quite a beautifull sight.

I think I'm on a downward mood spiral. I keep getting bothered by things that I shouldn't.