acidicman

So for my post pub thoughts tonight, I thought I should really try to work out whom 'I' actually is.

I seem to have lived in nowhere for most of my life. As soon as I began to understand the concept of individuality at about the age of 12, I realised what a scary concept it was. Ever since, I have tried to live my...
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Haha. Just thought I'd play around with fireworks and my lovely head. I've made a really odd bit of a picture. I wish my real face had transaprent colour to it. Now you can all see who I am, and you will know me as 'Jeb the dancing lavatory cleaners brother who once nearly asked out the sister of the lady from the bakery who...
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Maybe a quick note to explain what I mean by 'bog-warrior'. I am 6"4', yet have an inside leg measurement of 30". This is due to my 'bog-warrior' like stance. I have a very long back, short legs and very large feet (approx size 13-14UK 14-15US).

The reason for 'bog-warrior' is due to my bodies adaptation over time to being able to succeed in bog...
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What is it with SG's putting their age as like being 75? I remember when I first saw it and thought, "That's pretty clever. I wish I was that original". Now when I see it, I just think "I wish I was that original."

If someone is going off to be a warior, are they going warrioring? I don't think this is a word, but...
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Bill Gates has enough money to give eveyone in the world $5, and still have billions left over. I propose he puts this 30 something billion dollars into dinosaur egg research. I bet we could learn loads that way. We could be seeing Dinosaur 2006 before we know what dastardly evil has been let loose upon us.

Post yourself a little piece of peace. Take a break from the things weighing down on you. Put aside your doubts; fear is all they breed. Take comfort in knowing you are alone. For then you can truly appreciate the one. Understanding will breed knowledge; knowledge rarely fosters understanding.

"Hi. My names Jim Davidson. I'm honest. Buy a car from me."

As I was strolling through the damp, dark gloomy pathway to work this morning, I thought to myself what an eventfull month November has been so far. There's still a week to go, so I wouldn't be surprised if a major terrorist attack happens somewhere in western Europe before the month is out.

There's been deaths of people relevant to me (John Peel (although...
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okay, so the UK government are putting our 'safety' as a top priority. Strong powers are to be given to government agencies to create national anti-terrorist agencies. The right to a trial in front of a jury can be removed in certain circumstances.

I don't understand what the supposed terrorist risk is? You have to back to the days of the good old IRA to...
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I awoke this morning to the thought. "Oh. It's not time for playing on the radio yet already is it?"

Confused I decided to wake up and try to work out wtf that meant. After a minute of carefull consideration I gave up and went for a shower.

I'm sure that has some kind of deep and extremely relevant meaning to the actions I should...
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Recipe for 1 nights crazy dreams:
1.) Take 6 pints of medium strength lager and consume.
2.) Eat a plate of cheese and potato bake.
3.) Fall asleep watching te Dukes of Hazzard.

Wow. If the premise of god existing could be assumed to be true, would he need caller ID on his phone?