acidicman

I find myself continually amazed by the effect that women have on men. A bloke comes over in the office "When will you be able to get xyz done?" "Should be by the end of the week" I reply. Cute woman comes over "I need to get xyz for customer pqr ready asap." "No problem, I'll be able to start it this afternoon." I reply....
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Anyone who lives in the good-old-northwest will get the BBC local news "Northwest Tonight". Hosted by Gordon "Krypton Factor" Burns with Dianne Oxberry doing the weather.

Well over the last few weeks, I've noticed that their last-line-banter that they always do has been getting more and more obscene. Tonight, she just about said she likes having rough sex.

Her actual words were "Women like be...
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I've just noticed a bit of the site is 'favourite pics' I know that when I've been flicking through photosets, I do sometimes accidentally click on the 'add to favourites'. However the majority of the pics in 'my favourites' do seem to be of a 'naked' nature.

Including the word arotund in as many conversations as possible will not only make you seem clever, but...
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If you are reading this, try and touch your nose with your tongue. I can. Can you.

Me thunk that today I will start my own personal coding project, never did but came up with some usefull ideas. I wanna create a HTTP program that contains artificial intelligence. I did a wee bit of ai coding, and I've read up on quite a lot of...
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Bad cough and burning out cold = day off work. Today I want to do something new. So yesterday, I tried mixing custard with fruit cake. Quite nice. It's a bit like christmas pudding with custard.

I thought I'd follow Delia's instructions on how to make custard. I pissed around for an hour, doing all the fiddly things with eggs and stuff. And, WOW, well...
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Bad drinking. I met ghosts of the past. When I was 18, I was regarded within the underground community as 'the greatest'. I broke fences. I smashed concrete pillars. I could beat everyone at arm wrestles.

Tonight, I met the person who has excelled from the gutter and become strong. He refused to accept that he could beat me, and said I was 'taking the...
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BAN THIS FILTH!!!! Say's a balanced and well constructed article I saw in a tabloid.

The time is now 21:57. My antivirus software is up to date. I've downloaded all my favourite TV shows. I've watched all of my favourite TV shows. Windows Update only has 1 minor update, and I don't want to piss around with it at the moment. My keyboard needs a clean, but there is a new keyboard at the bottom of the stairs I could...
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"Sad Songs. An ideal album for a christmas present."
Who TF would think that an album full of sad and mournfull songs would make an ideal presetn for the festive period?

It's that feeling you get when you know there is a gap that needs filling. But there is no space left to put the gap. Try to reach and it moves. So you lay there, just waiting, becoming the nullness. You achieve it; your senses tell you that the weight of blood in your head is such that you are now tipping over. Unable to...
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The flue man cometh.

Being a good drone, I persist in my labour in spite of head cold. Sick pay sucks, and I like the thought that at least I'll make a few other people suffer by passing on my germs.

I'm so unhappy that I'm laughing. I like being depressed, it makes me hapy. That's why I worry for happy people. I don't think they could deal with real life.

I think it's time to watch the Dukes of Hazzard. I'd like to see the North American Deep south. Particuarly Hazzard county where Richard Marx set his song.


"If you only see one christmas wrapping...
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