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Well, I'm in for a fun night of drinking and smoking alone. If I was a bit more organised I would be out somewhere drinking and smoking. Still I can't listen to my Whigfield CD's when I'm out.

I wish to retract the previous statement relating to me staying in and listening to Whigfied. I should state once and for all that I possess no...
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Must confess to being glad that christmas is over. No need to keep trying to be happy. Also I can return to my own domain and dwell on everything.

I still don't understand what it is that I keep trying to get.
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I wish something would happen then I could write it here.
Weather = Cold, a few flakes of snow blowing in the drizzle and rain.
Light = Not very much. Hey it's the shortestest of days.
Work = Finished for 2 weeks.
Hair = Needs cutting
USB 2.0 Hub = Single Red Light.
Maschine = Das Spiel ist aus.
Washing = Clean clothes all round....
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Wahoo! First christmas present of the year. 4 large bottles of beer from my boss. Now all I need to find is a drum machine capable of shrink wrapping unripe avocados and I'll be sorted for this yearsmouths.

I wish I didn't get brain stammer as often.
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Big Feet = A Large hole in bank balance.

I moaned for so many years about the lack of a decent all in one large shoe company in the UK that charges decent prices. I think next year I will need to start one.

Why should I have to pay 90 for a pair of shoes only slightly bigger than ones for 40. But then...
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I need a new life.

Nothing else.

I tnat a draobyek taht setirw sdrawkcab. That would sort me out.
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Question 1.
a.) A man is 6 foot tall. When he stands next to a wall, he is 3 foot tall. The wall is built out of brick. How tall is the mans neighbour?
b.) The man keeps questions in pots. He has 3 questions and keeps all 8 of them in each wall. When his 4th question is 6 foot tall, what will his...
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I have had the lousiest day ever. Tired all day at work. Come home, internets FuKd. Spent 4 hours chasing cables round house etc. trying to find fault. Magically fixes itself.

Check SG, and get blinded by the wonders of Sinope's Set. I am absolutely in awe of this set. She has to be the most beatifull woman I have ever seen. It's making...
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Weak, Weak, Weak. The three words to summarise. Why do I always do what I don't want to do? But it's all about not changing. I wanted to do so much this weekend. But what did I do? I just don't know. Nothing. But I was bored? What is going wrong...!?!!!?
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Mushroom Expert: "What we are looking at here is a very rare mushroom indeed. You only see one of these every 20 years or so!"

Hugh Fearnley Whitingstall: "Can we eat it?"

He's a character.
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I am programming like a pro now. Really got my SQL server hat on. Been writing really clever update code to automate data updating. No need to write SQL code anymore, just pass a criteria class specifying field names and SQL types, the key fields, any cross table updates and a dataset and you're in business. Usefull if you have 100's or 1000's of tables...
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