acidicman

I've been thinking what my dream life is. Although at the moment I spend my days sat behind a computer building software components for mail order systems, I still have my dreams.

I want to work with tree's. Cutting them down and growing new ones. I just see tree's as such a usefull fuel. Bio-fuel. Work out the best type of tree to grow. Would...
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I should be on the drunk cycle now. But alas I am not. Sober as a mid nineteenth century sober person.

I think it's fair to say Harry Potter fever has now started. Got email from Amazon saying I can pre-order it now and get it delivered day of release. Whoooooo.

I miss living in a city or town. Village life is just tedious. Especially...
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Tried something new today. Read about it a few days back and thought I would try it. after having a normal shower, gradually turned the heat down untill it was practically pure cold and I was crying in pain. Defo wakes you up. Trouble is by about 11, i was really dozy and I kind of had a min snooze at my desk whilst trying...
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Yawn. Another week is slipping me by. I never really got it when I could get it, now I don't know what it is. So I guess I'm just the same.

I was having a monstrously weird dream last night. It involved condensing the freakiest parts of Labyrinth and Popeye (the film) mixed into Waterworld. I'll leave it to the imagination to try and comprehend...
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Hmmmn. Sunday night again. Back to work soon. I drunk too much this weekend. I kept a count cos of what the nurse said, and in 2 nights out, I've drank 16 pints of lager, 4 cans of lager, a double vodka and coke and a bottle of beer.

That's twice the weekly recommended amount in 2 days. Yet, I haven't felt ill. Makes no...
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DIRE STRAITS. just www.wow.com is all that I can say.

There are so many bands that I like so much stuff they do, yet hate so much. I guess that's what all good stuff's about Love and Hate.

DEPECHE MODE. Yup.

DURAN DURAN. Yup.

TOM JONES. Come on, what man wouldn't be jealous of this welse love machine.

STATUS QUO. What can any mere mortal...
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GOD HATES FAGS
Well he never looked much like the Marlboro man to me.
I dunno if you crazy yanks use the word fag for cigarettes but we tend to do so in the UK. It makes conversations sound a bit strange for foreigners.

"Lend us a fag mate."
"Fuck Off. I lended yer one t'other day."
"Yeah, but me sister borrowed your Daryls scooter...
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There was a young woman from Crewe
Who remarked as the vicar withdrew.
The priest was thicker, slicker and quicker
and 2 inches longer than you.

Today I have been mostly considering investing my life savings. I saw 2 options.
1. Take it all to a casino and bet it on red.
2. Invest as a shareholder in my place of work.

I suspect option 2 would be more my style.

Option 3 would also be good, but I dont have an option 3.

Works good, but being at work sucks. I want a job that starts abut mid morning and ends early evening. They'd be my ideal hours. 7 in the morning? I'm still fucking dreaming about Most Haunted being filmed a house I've built out of all the houses I know.

I seriously spent 7 1/2 hours last night dreaming about ghosts and the lives of. I...
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New Year? It seems just like the last one. There's nothing quite like the sobriety that follows a drunken few days. Once the physical poisoning wears off, I always feel mentally empty.

Time to try and re-tell a 2 part joke I think.
PART 1
After the death of Quasimodo, the head priest of the cathedral needs to find a new bell ringer. So he...
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Sarcasm of the kind used to make kids not get into cars with strangers is inneffective against the global spread of solid state memory devices.

I'm glad I wrote that sentence as maybe when I'm sober I can try and trace what the fuck I'm even thinking. Tonight it has been mostly raining. I can't convince my cat to go outside to do 'cat digging'...
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