acidicman

Nothing seems much fun anymore to me.

/yawn

See if I was a hot lady, I'd have at least 30 replies. But seeing as I'm a fat lonesome 20 something with no friends, I'll get zero replies. I need breasts and a hot body. Then I can rule the world. Hooray for me! Dr Zoidberg.

Pulp: Help the aged. Made me think a bit more about my grandparents and how at one...
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The Venga bus is coming. And everybodies jumping, new york to san fransisco, an intercity disco, The wheels of steel are turning, and traffic lights are burning, so if you like to party, get on and move your body.

I wish I lived in America, then maybe the venga bus would visit us. Instead, I live in a town where the most exciting evgent is...
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Will the owner of a John Deer tractor please move it. You are parked on top of a pig. John Deer Tractor. On Top Of Pig. Thankyou.

Mental Image of the day:
DJ Ray Vonn on Phoenix Nights, Series 2, Episode 1, He is back on the fairgrounds, but on a small kids ride. Music is Dead Or Alive You Spink me right round, he's announcing over the music, "The Louder you Scream, the faster the ride will go. Shabba." Just this image in my head of these kids going round really...
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I've been in a break it mood all day. I've been applying this to finding failings in everything I've done so far on my new project at work.
"This doesn't work."
"Double-click here, drag this here, it fucks up"
"Spawn 200 simultaneous requests, 10% die ungracefully. Unacceptable"

I blame it on offspring. I found my old Ixnay on the Hombre album which for whatever reason...
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oh. It's a double vulva day today dear.
That's nice dear.
Yes dear.
dear?
yes dear?
who are you dear?
who are you dear?
Don't you know dear?
No dear, I've no idea.
Oh dear dear, neither do I.
Any idea who I am dear.
No idea dear.
Oh well, good night dear.
Yes, sweet dreams dear.

I like the job I do, but I don't like my work. Its just the environment that I hate. It's impossible to think about the best approach to something when there's 20 odd people having a conversation around you. Then the early starts always fry my brain for the whole day.

I still feel I'm cheating every month when I get my pay packet. They...
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I've quite enjoyed the hallucinations I've been having over the last few nights. I was talking to hundreds of dead people last night, but they couldn't talk, just smile or frown. Made conversation difficult. And I could only see them in the corner of my eye. Now the pain in my throats gone, I've stopped taking painkillers and I think it's stopped the fun, so...
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DOCTOR WHO GET OUT OF MY BRAIN.

Somtimes you're the pigeon. Sometmes you're the statue. First time I've been able to sit at computer since monday. Bad throat infection.
Back to bed now I think. Spend another night throwing up vital bits of anatomy and waking up in delerious sweats thinking I was fighting some kind of jungle warfare.
I keep seeing the undergrowth move in the corner of my eyes. If...
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