acidicman

Weekend? What weekend?

I was watching the full moon last night, and it occurred to me, "Wouldn't it be really mental if a massive bit of space debris hit the moon and it exploded right in front of my eyes?"

Suffice to say, I watched it for a few minutes but it never happened. I'm not really that suprised.

Now I should really go to bed,I'm dribbling. That means it'ss time to go downaturs and get another can of generic. Hooray for me, dr zoidberg. Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop.


Just listening to Das Boot (Techno (u96) now), stupid fucking Chris Moyles.

Holy things, I'm pisssshhhedddd. I'm still drinking. My parental figure is away this weekend so I sloped around after returning from the pub drinking cans of devils piss. Also known as carlsberg. I bet some people treat carlsberg as their favourite beer. My favourite generic is carling.

My fags (cigarettes) say "Smokers Die Younger" on them. I think, so do children. After just having a...
Read More

Don't you love it when you can drop a one line joke into conversation and it looks really smooth despite the fact it's been festering in your head for ages.

Random Bloke at Work: "You seem a bit pissed off with something."
Me: "Yeah, now they've got a new pope, I can't use the phrase "Is the pope dead?" when someone asks me a stupid...
Read More

Gaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh. Why is just nothing working. Everything I'm touching is turned to shit. Screams in frustration like the creature in Aphex Twins Come to Daddy.

Anger, pure unparallelled rage. Need an outlet. Smash.

What a lazy day. Did nothing but slouch on the couch watching TV, for about 8 or 9 hours. I think that's possibly the laziest day I've had (excluding days when ill).

Decided that the key to annoying people in a documentary by constantly making irrelevant comparisons. "The workers knew that above their heads was xxx tonnes of rock and water, the same as 850...
Read More

I don't usually get it untill they spell it out to me. I was never any good at spelling.

Oooh, feeling v. sleepy. I just watched an A-team episode. Someone stole BA's van. He wasn't happy! It nearly got scrapped.

Really, random Windows media player has just chosen a Weird Al song song called Polka power. It feels like being in a school disco after eating some shroooms given to you by a wise and evil wizzard. It's fucking my brain like i wouldn't...
Read More

Is there a word that rhymes with vagina that isn't either :
a.) a state in the US of A.
b.) a heart condition.

"You could have someone's eye out with them" a little voice in my head thought as I scanned over a pic of a particular female with large sweater cows. Where does that expression come from, how could something as blunt as a breast take someones eye out? Do eye surgeons use big bouncy tits for delicate eye surgery? Some sayings are just so stupid.

Damned...
Read More

There should be a term invented for the way that you always do things correct at first but then you kind of lose interest and just do things. Like when you get a new chequebook and you think "Oooh, I can keep it all in order and write down all the cheques I make and countersign who I've given money to and when..." and then...
Read More