acidicman

Life is good in the summertime.

Why do moths always fly around like their pissed? Maybe they are. That's why they always think "Fuck man, a massive light. Let's fly to it. It'll be fuckin buzzin. I'm off me tits here. Macca, pass us them fookin garrys, i'm on the way down now."

I think I've just invented a sub-culture for moths where they are a mancunian pill adicted race. That's...
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70's glam metal diversion.

Nothing happened today.

Feed your head.

Everything I should know seems to be overridden by this thing that is Live8. I've not spent more than 15 minutes this evening without it affecting me. It seems like it might be a big thing. 5 out of 5 pubs i've been in tonight were showing coverage. I liked Peter Kay telling the roadies to "Fuck off Dickhead".

My thoughts is, how many people...
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One show to rule them all, [Funky horn noise (new, neeeew, neeew, new nw, new new neeew.)] Yeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaarrrggggghhhhh. THE DUKES OF HAZZARD MY FRIENDS.
Now watching: Series 2.

Everything I know is wrong. I know this because what I want to write has already been written.

I've just spent about an hour trying to convince a stray cat that I am friendly. Gave it loads of crunchy cat food. It still wouldn't come in the house. I blame our old cat that strolls round like she owns the place.It keeps chasing this small cat away. I locked my old cat away in the bathroom, so she couldn't get out and chase...
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It seems like I've posted some comments that sound quite racist and prejudice to me. As long as we all understand I am in no way racist or prejudice, I just like to sound like it sometimes. Its probablly based on the fact that 95% of taxi drivers in my area in the early morning are Asian, and they rarely know the way anywhere.

Silent Night.

Dickhead fuck facing dirty mother bastard I hope you die. I also hope you wake up in the morning, before you spawn my hate. I love you aLL.