acidicman

Increasigly I find myself wondering what goes on in the SGUK group. I seem to have developed this curiosity as to what lies on the inside of the impenetrable wall built around it. Like being young and always wondering what happens in the female changing rooms only to be dissapointed when the realisation dawns that it's just full of sweaty smelly people getting changed.

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Me and my mate were discussing the differing approach to dating between Britons and the Americans he has met. He is currently dealing with quite a few that are over here doing maintenance work.
The American approach is to go to places where there are plenty of single women, not drink too much and politely chat to the women.
The British approach (or certainly the...
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When you are as important as me you don't need to notice that no one is listening.

Na'aarch.

I seem to be seeing a lot of women naked that do not want to be. They seem uncomfortable. It's not what SG was.

I was playing San Andreas earlier. I took a hooker into my car, drove to a secluded place then got out of the car. When she then got out, I slashed her to pieces with a sword. I then took loads...
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Give it a shot.

I've adjusted my week. I found out I'd have to be soberish on saturday night. I'm heading down to middle england to fix computers on saturday, back up into the dark and reclaiming north on sunday. So anyway, luckily I'd booked friday morning off work. Means I went out tonight (thursday). Drank the usual amount of ale. All I have to do 2morra morning is...
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Respect youself; and all of those around you.

Change of plan. I'm pretty sick of everything being wrong and not being able to do a thing about it. Not much wrong with my life, I'm pretty content. Just pissed off about how the whole world seems to be going crazier every week. We've got incredibly rich capitalists forcing through laws to keep themselves rich and stifle various research projects that would bankrupt them....
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Everyone has their own reasons. Mine are just so well thought out that I give up trying to remember them.

All I hear is how I should be scared. Why? Tomorrow I am going to be driving and I tractor will smash into the side of my car and tear me in half. I'll be killed pretty much instantly. Next saturday, I'll be out in town. Someone will be driving far too fast and they'll be in the wrong lane and I'll step out in...
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No wonder it felt good. I was trying to work out why taking a piss was difficult. My boxer shorts were inside out. The buttons were on the wrong side. Rowla Muxx.